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Mine is a World with Many Paisley Curtains
It has recently occurred to me that some of the folks reading this blog may be of the impression that I have some great wisdom to impart. Some of you may have convinced yourselves that by reading my blog you will become better GM’s. You may be right about that, but not because I have any idea what I’m doing.
The most important thing to remember about GMing is to make it look like you know what you’re doing. When a player asks what color the bad guy’s curtains are you can:
- stammer because you never considered that antagonists might have curtains
- yell at the player for being a royal pain in your ass
- smoothly tell your player how their character was hit by a meteor that happened to sail through the window just as they were walking over to get a closer look at the lovely paisley pattern on the curtains.
- Both 2 and 3 (not necessarily in that order)
It’s easy to get caught up in planning a thousand niggling details for every session in case the players happen to ask. I have found that if I do that much planning not only will the players not ask those questions, they will ask other questions that are far more annoying and niggling! This problem is compounded in a game like Mage by the player’s abilities to interrogate ghosts, talk with the animals, and use Post-Cognition. For example, you you might have every member of a victim’s family and workplace fully statted out and given a personality, and instead of actually trying to make contact with any of these potential leads the PCs will instead wander around aimlessly on the college campus where this victim was a teacher, poke their head into a classroom full of students this teacher didn’t teach, and ask if any of these hundreds of students that never met the victim in question have supernatural markers in their auras. They also might ask you what the foundry marking on a bell is… or the ISBN number of a book. It doesn’t matter what detail you didn’t bother to come up with, the players will find it! They will find it, and they will ask it, and you WILL hate them for it. You will hate them all!
I have often found that the best thing to do in these situations is really to do nothing at all. Practice the slow spread of an evil smirk in the mirror while you’re getting ready to head to the game. There is nothing that will freak out your players more than a nice long pause after a question that they have asked… if it is accompanied by that evil, maniacal grin. They will assume that they have just stumbled onto an important fact. They will say something like “Oh noes.. there is no ISBN number on that book!” Whatever is the worst possible thing that they can think of in that moment will come flying out of their mouths, and if you’re smart you will just sit there and keep grinning at them. Let it sink in. Let them say more. Don’t try to stop them! Whatever they are saying right now is probably their worst fear come to life!! And you didn’t have to come up with any of it.
Well played!
The downside of this is that the players will think they were so smart that they figured out what you had worked so hard to plan. They’ll convince themselves that they have outsmarted you and maybe get a little smug about it too. That’s OK though. We know better. We know that in reality they were dumb enough to do all the heavy lifting for us. Let them have their moment of glory.
If they get out of hand you can always whip out the meteor. Then they’ll know who the smart one at the table is.
Hook, Line, and Sinker!
Role Players fall into one of two categories: the kind that give some thought to the lives their characters had before the campaign started, and those that don’t. Those that don’t have given the GM a blank slate, which of course tells me that I can feel free to populate that person’s past with whatever I feel like laying on them. I’m not saying you should have that PC’s twin brother who can mind control said PC without a die roll show up at the start of every session and take over the PC’s actions every session. That gets old rather quickly. (Believe me, I know. I had one of those GMs) What I’m saying is that when you want the PCs to consider actually doing some incredibly risky or stupid things, and for some strange reason this time they aren’t, you should feel free to up the ante by imperiling an aged relative, former lover, or beloved pet that the player didn’t know their character had until you mentioned it during the session. This, if you have even semi-decent players, can add some spice to the session!
It can also ensure that you receive a back-story from said player at the top of the next session.
Then you have the players who provide you with some background information. This can be in the form of a list of people the character is related to, a short blurb about some memorable moment in their life, or a 1,000 page thesis on the character’s motivations. Some players are kind enough to actually bait those back-story hooks for you. Others are sure to tell you how they have no relatives, lived their entire life in a dark tunnel, and have never met anyone before the campaign started; or alternately give you every last detail about every person their character has ever met, including the doctor who slapped their butt at birth, and what all of these people’s motivations are. I have no doubt that those others have mind controlling twin brothers in their pasts. The thing to remember here is a key element of any story: Point of View.
It is important to let your players know, up front, that the events detailed in their back-stories are the events as seen through the eyes of their characters. They can feel free to give you motives for these events, but unless the character performed the actions those are possible motives. The character can’t possibly know what the actual motives for actions they didn’t perform were unless they happened to have been Awakened on the Mastigos Path at the time of the action.
Let’s take for example one of the characters in my Mage campaign. Let’s call him, oh, I don’t know… how about Damien. Yes, let’s call him Damien. Damien’s back-story says that somebody stabbed him in the chest in the middle of a New York City street late one evening. This near death experience caused his soul to Awaken. Damien is now determined to use his new found abilities to find out who tried to kill him, and why they left this odd looking brass knife sticking out of his rib cage. As GM, I’m perfectly fine with this element of his story. As a matter of fact, having read his story, I can come up with any number of people who might have been inspired to attempt to stab him to death. All the same, I caution him that the events in his history are described as they were seen through Damien’s eyes. It’s always possible that things are not quite as they appeared to Damien. Damien’s player actually seems happy about this (he didn’t know me very well back then), and tells me to go ahead.
This was his second mistake. (Joining the campaign happened first.)
I now have a free hand to decide that the stabbing was… an accident? Maybe there was some parasite on his chest that he couldn’t see because he wasn’t a Mage at the time. Maybe this unknown assailant was trying to save him! Maybe it was a case of mistaken identity. Poor Damien really isn’t some twisted Fae creature trying to hunt down poor innocent Changelings, he was just in the wrong place at the wrong time! Maybe someone thought it was time for Damien to Wake Up!
I can take what he thought was a case of someone trying to kill him, and totally twist it into something he never suspected – as long as it makes sense to the rest of the back-story. If it doesn’t make sense you’re cheating. In the context of the other events in this character’s story, and in the rest of the campaign world, does this motive make sense? If yes, go with it! Blow minds! You’ll be glad you did.
Hunter: The GM’s Friend
I’m finally taking some time to read through my “Hunter: The Vigil” book. I have to say, I wish I’d read this one sooner!
Yes, this is partially because I might have decided to run Hunters instead of Mages and as a result saved myself a large quantity of sanity points. Mostly though, it’s because Hunter works so well for any World of Darkness Chronicle. It’s possible for Hunters to have unique abilities based upon what Hunter conspiracies they belong to (if they belong to one at all), which allows them to be powerful enough to go up against a group of supernatural PC’s as effective antagonists. They can also wind up with the advantage of numbers if your PC’s have been running amok in your setting and causing all types of weirdness like, say, casting “Platypus Whirlwind” in the heart of mid-town Manhattan. Not that a Mage PC would ever think to do something like that, of course! I speak purely hypothetically.
No matter what skills they bring to the table however, Hunters make great antagonists because when you come right down to it, they’re just ordinary people. Once upon a time they were normal folks just looking the other way and trying not to lose their minds – to quote “A Shoggoth On The Roof“. They are the people your PC’s might have been had their own encounters with the supernatural gone only slightly differently. Wielded properly this can lead to all sorts of mayhem for your troupe.
Take for example a recent session of mine in which a Cabal of Mages and a Pack of Werewolves, who have become friends despite my best efforts to the contrary, wound up almost TPKing the entire campaign! All my co-GM and I needed to do was allow them to capture one poor, defenseless, unconscious Hunter. Some PC’s shout “Kill him! He’s a Hunter! He’d kill us if he was conscious!” Other PC’s say “But wait! He’s just a squishy mortal person, you know, like we used to be. He doesn’t know any better. One day he might become one of us!” It isn’t long before a knife gets thrown, an Acanthus Mage starts bleeding (even before she can suggest using Post Cognition to find out why he became a Hunter in the first place), sides are drawn… we haven’t gone near any of the GM’s carefully laid plans (which in this instance is fine because the GM’s got to kick back and eat chips for a change) and people are calling for initiative rolls on each other.
This, loyal readers, is what I like to call “GM Win!”
It doesn’t happen often enough.
And then there is the glorious entire section of the book that tells you how Hunters trick out their homes with booby traps. I found this section most inspirational! (Yes, that is a tear of joy sliding down my cheek as I type this.) Of course, I like to go the extra mile and dump a few dozen acid-spewing zombies on my PC’s to go along with the traps, but if you’re looking for some decent rules regarding pit traps and the like “Hunter: The Vigil” is an excellent resource! In fact, I have to admit that it’s an excellent resource for pretty much everything in the World of Darkness. It’s well organized, well edited, and clearly well thought out. As a GM or a player I highly recommend it.
Nothing To See Here
It’s the perfect hook. One of the characters works at a bar, and there’s a dead body in the parking lot. At a glance: alcohol poisoning. It isn’t difficult to believe with the number of nights she’s seen him there when she arrived, and kicked him out at closing. All the same, she calls her Adamantine Arrow cabal mate to examine the body. He’s a Moros Mage, so he can get a bead on the cause of death with a simple covert spell called “Forensic Gaze” without the need for her to use Post-Cognition and actually watch the poor guy die. Just to be sure.
When her cabal mate arrives he thinks she’s just being paranoid. After all, these things happen at bars sometimes, and this guy clearly has a history. That doesn’t mean he isn’t going to humor her by casting the spell. He breaks out the dice and calculates his dice pool, all the while suspecting nothing.
And then I tell him that there’s a -3 dice modifier to his role.
Nope, nothing to see here!
This is why I hate, and I do mean HATE (all caps – no holds barred – can not stand!) negative dice modifiers to rolls. Give me a contested roll that gives me a dice pool against, give me an increase to the number of successes needed to ascertain certain information, but once you whip out a negative dice modifier there is no way the players are going to buy into the perfectly logical explanation that presents itself at first glance.
Furthermore, it makes even less sense on attack rolls! OK, I can expect my players to not overly meta-game and accept it if they know something strange is afoot at the Circle K but their character doesn’t. I’m a lucky Story Teller like that. Of course, once I tell them how many defense dice to pull out of their attack pool they start using that information to figure out all sorts of other things about their opponent. They may not be trying to do it, but rest assured that somewhere in their devious little plot-wrecking brains they ARE doing it. It’s what they do. It’s ALL they do!
What’s a GM to do? #sigh
Every Guardian’s Worst Nightmare
Do Guardians of the Veil dream of Supernal Sheep? On a good night… perhaps.
What of the bad nights? What fills his nights with terror ’till he awakes screaming in his sweat-soaked bed? Is it demonic manifestations of the abyss, dragged into the Fallen World by the paradox of raving Banishers?
Meh. These things happen.
Is it the Seers of the Throne? They spend their days on bent knee before their Exarchs plotting the demise of the Atlantean Pentacle and all those who seek its wisdom, but even they can not shake a Guardian to the foundations of his very soul.
Oh no, it takes much more than these to fill the Guardian’s heart with dread.
What does it take?
It takes one Acanthus Mage.
A Mysterium Acanthus Mage. A young woman with spikey purple hair, a smarmy British accent, and an overachieving sense of urgency. The worst part about this Mage is not that her Tarot Card is “The Fool”, nor is it the fact that she has at her command the power to warp both Time and Fate to her will.
The truly terrifying thing is the cabal in which she is the voice of sanity and reason.
:::shudder:::
Aenaiyah: The Voice of Reason
Mage Mistress 